Santa's Suspicious Stops Christmas Surveillance Hoodie
Santa made five stops after midnight. Apparently, that's suspicious behavior.
He was delivering presents. The police were reviewing his travel history.
Now Santa's been pulled over, a surveillance camera is watching, the K9 unit is searching the presents, and one German Shepherd has discovered the cookies.
Welcome to Christmas in the surveillance age.
This holiday hoodie pairs Christmas sarcasm with Fourth Amendment commentary, for true-crime fans, investigators, criminal defense attorneys and privacy advocates.
Because apparently, even Santa has to explain where he's been.
From Help Solve The Case™. © Help Solve The Case™.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Help Solve The Case
- Email: help-solve-the-case-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Santa's Suspicious Stops Christmas Surveillance Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|