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Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Sweatshirt

R$312.22

Santa made five stops after midnight. Apparently, that's suspicious behavior.

He was delivering presents. The police were reviewing his travel history.

Now Santa's been pulled over, his sleigh is being searched, the K9 unit is tearing through Christmas presents, and one German Shepherd has discovered the cookies.

Meanwhile, an officer's computer has flagged Santa's short stops as suspicious activity.

Welcome to Christmas in the surveillance age.

This festive sweatshirt takes a humorous look at a serious Fourth Amendment issue: the government's ability to collect and analyze someone's movements to establish a pattern of life.

Featuring Santa, a surveillance camera, police officers, German Shepherd K9s, scattered Christmas presents, and a computer displaying Santa's suspicious midnight stops, this design delivers constitutional commentary with a healthy dose of holiday sarcasm.

Perfect for:

  • Criminal defense attorneys and investigators
  • Fourth Amendment and privacy advocates
  • Police officers with a sense of humor
  • True crime enthusiasts
  • Anyone concerned about mass surveillance and license plate reader technology

Wear it to your next holiday gathering, Christmas party, or constitutional law discussion.

Because apparently, even Santa has to explain where he's been.

From Help Solve The Case™. Purchases help fund Help Solve The Case™ independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono work on cold cases and unidentified human remains.

© Help Solve The Case™. Designs and messaging are for commentary and education; not legal advice. Product photos and descriptions may vary slightly by print provider.

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More details

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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