Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Coffee Mug
Santa made a few stops after midnight. Now he's a suspect.
Apparently, delivering Christmas presents looks suspicious when someone is analyzing your travel history.
Santa's been pulled over. The police have his movements mapped out. The K9 unit is tearing through his Christmas presents, and one German Shepherd has abandoned the investigation to eat Santa's cookies.
Meanwhile, the officer's computer announces:
YOUR BEHAVIOR RAISED RED FLAGS.
This funny Christmas coffee mug combines holiday humor with a serious Fourth Amendment question: When does collecting someone's movements become tracking their pattern of life?
Featuring Santa, a surveillance camera, a police traffic stop, German Shepherd K9s, and a spectacular Christmas present search, this design is perfect for anyone who appreciates constitutional rights and a little investigative sarcasm.
A great gift for:
- Criminal defense attorneys and private investigators
- Police officers with a sense of humor
- Fourth Amendment and privacy advocates
- True crime enthusiasts
- Anyone concerned about government surveillance
Perfect for your morning coffee while contemplating probable cause, reasonable suspicion, and why Santa apparently needs an attorney.
Because even Santa can't make a delivery without raising red flags.
From Help Solve The Case™. Purchases help fund Help Solve The Case™ independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono work on cold cases and unidentified human remains.
© Help Solve The Case™. Designs and messaging are for commentary and education; not legal advice. Product photos and descriptions may vary slightly by print provider.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.27″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Help Solve The Case
- Email: help-solve-the-case-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Meets the lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
11 oz
- Height: 3.79″ (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.27″ (8.3 cm)
15 oz
- Height: 4.69″ (11.9cm)
- Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
