Free-Range Citizens – No Tracking Required Vintage Privacy T-Shirt
Black / S
$34.99 USD
Free-Range Citizens – No Tracking Required Vintage Privacy T-Shirt
$34.99 USD
Less surveillance. More freedom.
If chickens can roam free, surely the rest of us can give it a shot.
This vintage-inspired privacy tee features one extremely confident free-range chicken in sunglasses, a flock overhead, and a pile of surveillance cameras that have apparently reached the end of their useful lives.
The message is simple:
Free-Range Citizens. No Tracking Required.
It's a humorous take on an increasingly serious question: how much of our everyday movement really needs to be collected, tracked, stored, and searchable?
With its distressed Western typography, sunset landscape, farm-country artwork, and “Less Surveillance. More Freedom.” message, this shirt has the feel of a vintage rural graphic tee—with a decidedly modern opinion about mass surveillance.
Perfect for privacy advocates, civil-liberties supporters, investigators, attorneys, Fourth Amendment nerds, surveillance skeptics, rural-life lovers, chicken people, and anyone who would simply prefer to roam without becoming a data point.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit and soft, lived-in feel. The washed finish pairs beautifully with the distressed vintage artwork.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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