I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost. I’m Afraid of Your Database. Halloween T-Shirt
Black / S
$34.99
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I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost. I’m Afraid of Your Database.
Ghosts are seasonal. Databases are forever.
This vintage-inspired Halloween tee mixes spooky-season humor with a very modern privacy problem. Featuring a sunglasses-wearing ghost surrounded by surveillance and data imagery, it's for anyone who's considerably less concerned about things that go bump in the night than who's collecting their information.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit. The distressed cream, orange, and charcoal artwork gives it the look of a vintage Halloween graphic tee.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, true-crime fans, and anyone who thinks a database can be considerably scarier than a ghost.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost. I’m Afraid of Your Database. Halloween T-Shirt
$34.99
Ghosts are seasonal. Databases are forever.
This vintage-inspired Halloween tee mixes spooky-season humor with a very modern privacy problem. Featuring a sunglasses-wearing ghost surrounded by surveillance and data imagery, it's for anyone who's considerably less concerned about things that go bump in the night than who's collecting their information.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit. The distressed cream, orange, and charcoal artwork gives it the look of a vintage Halloween graphic tee.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, true-crime fans, and anyone who thinks a database can be considerably scarier than a ghost.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |