Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Sticker
3″×3″
$5.99 USD
Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Sticker
$5.99 USD
Apparently, delivering Christmas presents is suspicious behavior now.
Santa's been pulled over. The police have his travel history. His short stops after midnight have raised red flags. And while an officer reviews his suspicious pattern of life, the K9 unit is tearing through Christmas presents.
One dog even found the cookies.
This hilarious Christmas surveillance sticker puts a holiday twist on a serious Fourth Amendment question: When does tracking someone's movements become tracking their life? These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
Featuring Santa, a police traffic stop, a surveillance camera, German Shepherd K9s, and a laptop full of suspicious stop times, this detailed design is perfect for anyone who appreciates constitutional rights, investigative humor, and a little Christmas sarcasm.
Perfect for:
- Fourth Amendment and privacy advocates
- Criminal defense attorneys and investigators
- Police officers with a sense of humor
- True crime and legal commentary fans
- Anyone who believes delivering presents shouldn't require explaining your travel history
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
They say they're not tracking you. They're just analyzing everywhere you've been. Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| 3″×3″ | 7.5 | 7.5 |
| 4″×4″ | 10 | 10 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 14 | 14 |
From Help Solve The Case™. Purchases help fund Help Solve The Case™ independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono work on cold cases and unidentified human remains.
© Help Solve The Case™. Designs and messaging are for commentary and education; not legal advice. Product photos and descriptions may vary slightly by print provider.
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