Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Sweatshirt
Black / S
$54.99 USD
Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Sweatshirt
$54.99 USD
Santa made five stops after midnight. Apparently, that's suspicious behavior.
He was delivering presents. The police were reviewing his travel history.
Now Santa's been pulled over, his sleigh is being searched, the K9 unit is tearing through Christmas presents, and one German Shepherd has discovered the cookies.
Meanwhile, an officer's computer has flagged Santa's short stops as suspicious activity.
Welcome to Christmas in the surveillance age.
This festive sweatshirt takes a humorous look at a serious Fourth Amendment issue: the government's ability to collect and analyze someone's movements to establish a pattern of life.
Featuring Santa, a surveillance camera, police officers, German Shepherd K9s, scattered Christmas presents, and a computer displaying Santa's suspicious midnight stops, this design delivers constitutional commentary with a healthy dose of holiday sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Criminal defense attorneys and investigators
• Fourth Amendment and privacy advocates
• Police officers with a sense of humor
• True crime enthusiasts
• Anyone concerned about mass surveillance and license plate reader technology
Wear it to your next holiday gathering, Christmas party, or constitutional law discussion.
Because apparently, even Santa has to explain where he's been.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |
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