Trick or Treat. Not Track or Trace. Vintage Halloween T-Shirt
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$34.99
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Trick or Treat. Not Track or Trace.
Some Halloween traditions are worth keeping. Surveillance isn't one of them.
This vintage-inspired Halloween tee features three trick-or-treaters heading through the neighborhood beneath a glowing full moon—past pumpkins, spooky houses, autumn leaves, and one surveillance camera that has officially been told no.
With bold orange-and-cream typography and classic retro Halloween artwork, “Trick or Treat. Not Track or Trace.” puts a privacy-minded twist on one of the best nights of the year.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit. The distressed artwork gives it the look and feel of a vintage Halloween favorite.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, privacy advocates, parents, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, and anyone who thinks the neighborhood should be full of trick-or-treaters—not trackers.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Trick or Treat. Not Track or Trace. Vintage Halloween T-Shirt
$34.99
Some Halloween traditions are worth keeping. Surveillance isn't one of them.
This vintage-inspired Halloween tee features three trick-or-treaters heading through the neighborhood beneath a glowing full moon—past pumpkins, spooky houses, autumn leaves, and one surveillance camera that has officially been told no.
With bold orange-and-cream typography and classic retro Halloween artwork, “Trick or Treat. Not Track or Trace.” puts a privacy-minded twist on one of the best nights of the year.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit. The distressed artwork gives it the look and feel of a vintage Halloween favorite.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, privacy advocates, parents, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, and anyone who thinks the neighborhood should be full of trick-or-treaters—not trackers.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |