Witch, Please. Get a Warrant.™ Halloween Doormat

Witch, please. Get a warrant.

Keep the tricks, treats, and questionable surveillance off the porch. This Halloween doormat pairs witchy artwork with a constitutional one-liner guests (and cameras) can’t miss.

• Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber; ~24″ × 16″; ~0.59″ thick
• Best for a protected outdoor area
• Who it’s for: Halloween hosts, privacy humor fans, Fourth Amendment porch energy

From Help Solve The Case™. Purchases help fund Help Solve The Case™ independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono work on cold cases and unidentified human remains.

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