I Identify as Untrackable – Funny Dog Vintage Privacy T-Shirt
Red / S
$34.99 USD
I Identify as Untrackable – Funny Dog Vintage Privacy T-Shirt
$34.99 USD
Good luck with that.
Some dogs refuse to stay where they're told. Some people feel exactly the same way about being tracked.
This vintage-inspired privacy tee features one very independent dog surveying the world from behind the fence, alongside a surveillance camera that's apparently going to have to try a little harder.
The message says it all:
I Identify as Untrackable.
With its distressed typography, Western landscape, and decidedly unimpressed canine, this shirt puts a humorous spin on a serious modern privacy issue—the growing collection, storage, and searching of information about where ordinary people go.
Perfect for dog lovers, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, Fourth Amendment nerds, civil-liberties supporters, surveillance skeptics, and anyone whose response to unnecessary tracking is simply:
Good luck with that.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit and soft, lived-in feel. The washed finish pairs especially well with the distressed vintage artwork.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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