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I IDENTIFY AS UNTRACKABLE.

Good luck with that.

Some cats refuse to be followed. Some people feel exactly the same way.

This vintage-inspired privacy tee features one extremely unimpressed cat in sunglasses, a surveillance camera that appears to have met its match, and the simple declaration:

“I Identify as Untrackable.”

It's a little desert attitude for anyone who's had enough of location tracking, automated license plate readers, surveillance databases, data collection, and the increasingly common assumption that everywhere we go needs to become somebody else's searchable record.

The retro desert artwork, distressed typography, and decidedly unbothered cat give this shirt an old-school graphic-tee feel with a very modern privacy message.

Perfect for privacy advocates, cat lovers, investigators, attorneys, Fourth Amendment nerds, civil-liberties supporters, surveillance skeptics, and anyone whose response to being tracked is simply: Good luck with that.

Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit and soft, lived-in feel. The washed finish works especially well with the distressed vintage artwork.

Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

	WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝