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My Car Isn't a Cookie. Stop Tracking It.

Cookies belong in the kitchen—not attached to your movements.

This vintage-inspired privacy tee takes aim at the increasingly common practice of tracking where vehicles go, when they were there, and where they've been. Featuring a car on the open road surrounded by surveillance cameras and tracking symbols, the message is pretty straightforward:

My car isn't a cookie. Stop tracking it.

Designed for anyone who's tired of being treated like a collection of data points simply because they drove down a public road.

Perfect for privacy advocates, civil-liberties supporters, investigators, attorneys, Fourth Amendment nerds, surveillance skeptics, and anyone who's looked at an automated license plate reader and wondered just how much information is being collected about ordinary people.

Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit and soft, lived-in feel. The distressed artwork and washed finish give it the look of a vintage road shirt with a decidedly modern message.

Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

	WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝