Probable Claus. Not Probable Location. — Christmas Hoodie
Black / XS
$59.99 USD
Probable Claus. Not Probable Location. — Christmas Hoodie
$59.99 USD
A little Christmas humor. A little Fourth Amendment attitude. Because even Santa needs to follow the Constitution.
- Vintage red / cream / green Christmas graphic with festive distressed lettering
- Holiday design featuring Santa, search warrant, fingerprint evidence, and Christmas decorations
- Who it's for: police officers, detectives, defense attorneys, investigators, forensic professionals, law students, true-crime fans, and anyone who appreciates a good probable-cause joke
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan DISCLAIMER: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 19 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| 4XL | 30 | 33 |
From Help Solve The Case™. Purchases help fund Help Solve The Case™ independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono work on cold cases and unidentified human remains.
© Help Solve The Case™. Designs and messaging are for commentary and education; not legal advice. Product photos and descriptions may vary slightly by print provider.
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