Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Hoodie
Black / XS
$59.99 USD
Santa's Suspicious Stops — Christmas Surveillance Hoodie
$59.99 USD
He was delivering presents. The police were reviewing his travel history.
Now Santa's been pulled over, his sleigh is being searched, the K9 unit is tearing through Christmas presents, and one German Shepherd has discovered the cookies.
Meanwhile, an officer's computer has flagged Santa's short stops as suspicious activity.
Welcome to Christmas in the surveillance age.
This festive hoodie takes a humorous look at a serious Fourth Amendment issue: the government's ability to collect and analyze someone's movements to establish a pattern of life.
Featuring Santa, a surveillance camera, police officers, German Shepherd K9s, scattered Christmas presents, and a computer displaying Santa's suspicious midnight stops, this design delivers constitutional commentary with a healthy dose of holiday sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Criminal defense attorneys and investigators
• Fourth Amendment and privacy advocates
• Police officers with a sense of humor
• True crime enthusiasts
• Anyone concerned about mass surveillance and license plate reader technology
Wear it to your next holiday gathering, Christmas party, or constitutional law discussion.
Because apparently, even Santa has to explain where he's been.
Rock a classic pullover hoodie with a warm hood, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs and hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it's sure to become your favorite everyday layer right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 19 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| 4XL | 30 | 33 |
From Help Solve The Case™. Purchases help fund Help Solve The Case™ independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono work on cold cases and unidentified human remains.
© Help Solve The Case™. Designs and messaging are for commentary and education; not legal advice. Product photos and descriptions may vary slightly by print provider.
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