Santa's Suspicious Stops — Flock the Cops Christmas Ornament
Circle
$9.50 USD
Santa's Suspicious Stops — Flock the Cops Christmas Ornament
$9.50 USD
Apparently, delivering Christmas presents is suspicious behavior when someone's analyzing your travel history.
Santa's been pulled over. The police have flagged his short stops as suspicious. The K9 unit is tearing through his presents, and one German Shepherd has discovered the Christmas cookies.
Meanwhile, the officer's computer announces:
YOUR BEHAVIOR RAISED RED FLAGS.
Welcome to Christmas in the age of surveillance!
Our Santa's Suspicious Stops Christmas Ornament brings Fourth Amendment humor to your holiday tree with a colorful illustration of Santa, a police traffic stop, surveillance cameras, German Shepherd K9s, and a Christmas delivery gone terribly wrong.
Inspired by the debate surrounding automated license plate readers, location tracking, and the government's ability to reconstruct someone's pattern of life, this ornament delivers a serious message with a generous helping of Christmas sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Criminal defense attorneys and investigators
• Fourth Amendment and privacy advocates
• Police officers with a sense of humor
• True crime enthusiasts
• Anyone who questions mass surveillance
Hang it on your Christmas tree, give it as a holiday gift, or make it part of your annual constitutional Christmas collection.
Because even Santa shouldn't have to explain everywhere he's been.
With a smooth finish and elegant gold-toned string, it stands out in any festive setting.
• 100% ceramic
• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.76″ (7 cm)
• Heart-shaped size: 3.11″ × 2.9″ (7.9 cm × 7.37 cm)
• Star-shaped size: 3.19″ × 2.68″ (8.1 cm × 6.8 cm)
• Snowflake-shape size: 2.17″ × 3″ (5.5 cm × 7.62 cm)
• Ornament thickness: 0.125″ (3 mm)
• Glossy finish
• White backing
• Gold-colored string included
• Blank product sourced from China
From Help Solve The Case™. Purchases help fund Help Solve The Case™ independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono work on cold cases and unidentified human remains.
© Help Solve The Case™. Designs and messaging are for commentary and education; not legal advice. Product photos and descriptions may vary slightly by print provider.
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