Spooky Season. Not Stalking Season. Vintage Halloween T-Shirt
Black / S
$34.99
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Spooky Season. Not Stalking Season.
Creepy houses? Fine. Glowing jack-o'-lanterns? Absolutely. Creepy surveillance? That's where we draw the line.
This vintage-inspired Halloween tee combines a spooky neighborhood, full moon, pumpkins, and an intrusive surveillance camera with a simple reminder: spooky season is not stalking season.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit. The distressed orange, cream, and charcoal artwork gives it an old-school Halloween graphic-tee look.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, and anyone who prefers their creepy behavior fictional.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Spooky Season. Not Stalking Season. Vintage Halloween T-Shirt
$34.99
Creepy houses? Fine. Glowing jack-o'-lanterns? Absolutely. Creepy surveillance? That's where we draw the line.
This vintage-inspired Halloween tee combines a spooky neighborhood, full moon, pumpkins, and an intrusive surveillance camera with a simple reminder: spooky season is not stalking season.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit. The distressed orange, cream, and charcoal artwork gives it an old-school Halloween graphic-tee look.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, and anyone who prefers their creepy behavior fictional.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |