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The Only Thing Following Me Should Be My Shadow.
Some things are supposed to follow you. Your shadow. Your cat. Maybe a few fallen leaves. A surveillance camera isn't one of them.
This vintage-inspired Halloween crewneck features a confident woman and her black cat taking an autumn walk beneath the moonlight—with the only kind of tracking she actually signed up for: her shadow.
Surrounded by glowing autumn leaves, a moonlit street, and one very unwelcome surveillance camera, the design combines spooky-season style with a little Fourth Amendment attitude.
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1566 garment-dyed sweatshirt, this heavyweight crewneck has the soft, lived-in look and feel that makes it seem like a vintage favorite from the first wear. The garment-dyed finish pairs especially well with the distressed orange, cream, and black artwork.
Cozy enough for cool fall nights, Halloween parties, morning coffee, case review, or simply going about your business without everybody else making it their business.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, cat lovers, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, and independent women who would prefer not to be followed, thank you very much.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 30 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Forward-rolled shoulder
• Twill tape on the inside of the back neck
• Twill label
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations.
The Only Thing Following Me Should Be My Shadow Vintage Halloween Crewneck Sweatshirt
$54.99
Some things are supposed to follow you. Your shadow. Your cat. Maybe a few fallen leaves. A surveillance camera isn't one of them.
This vintage-inspired Halloween crewneck features a confident woman and her black cat taking an autumn walk beneath the moonlight—with the only kind of tracking she actually signed up for: her shadow.
Surrounded by glowing autumn leaves, a moonlit street, and one very unwelcome surveillance camera, the design combines spooky-season style with a little Fourth Amendment attitude.
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1566 garment-dyed sweatshirt, this heavyweight crewneck has the soft, lived-in look and feel that makes it seem like a vintage favorite from the first wear. The garment-dyed finish pairs especially well with the distressed orange, cream, and black artwork.
Cozy enough for cool fall nights, Halloween parties, morning coffee, case review, or simply going about your business without everybody else making it their business.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, cat lovers, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, and independent women who would prefer not to be followed, thank you very much.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 30 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Forward-rolled shoulder
• Twill tape on the inside of the back neck
• Twill label
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations.