Time to Fly the Coop – Less Surveillance, More Freedom Privacy T-Shirt
Black / S
$34.99 USD
Time to Fly the Coop – Less Surveillance, More Freedom Privacy T-Shirt
$34.99 USD
Less surveillance. More freedom.
Some things are meant to migrate. Maybe surveillance cameras should be one of them.
This vintage-inspired privacy tee imagines a world where the cameras have finally packed up and headed south. A truckload of surveillance equipment rolls toward the horizon while an actual flock flies overhead—leaving a considerably less monitored landscape behind.
The message is simple: Time to Fly the Coop.
With distressed Western typography, an old barn, sunset landscape, migrating birds, and a whole lot of unwanted surveillance equipment on its way out of town, this design combines rural Americana with a modern message about privacy, location tracking, and mass surveillance.
It's particularly appropriate for anyone following the rapid expansion of automated license plate readers and camera networks—and wondering whether constant tracking really needs to become a normal part of everyday life.
Perfect for privacy advocates, civil-liberties supporters, investigators, attorneys, Fourth Amendment nerds, surveillance skeptics, rural-life lovers, and anyone ready to tell unnecessary tracking technology to head south.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit and soft, lived-in feel. The washed finish complements the distressed vintage artwork and gives the shirt an already-broken-in look.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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