Unfollow Me Now – In Real Life Vintage Privacy T-Shirt
Red / S
$34.99 USD
Unfollow Me Now – In Real Life Vintage Privacy T-Shirt
$34.99 USD
In real life.
Unfollowing someone online is easy. Unfollowing them down the road apparently requires a little more explanation.
This vintage-inspired privacy tee takes the familiar language of social media and applies it where it matters: the real world.
Featuring a sunglasses-wearing goose strolling past a pile of defeated surveillance cameras, the design delivers a simple message for automated tracking systems, license plate readers, location databases, and anyone else keeping unnecessary tabs on where people go:
Unfollow me. In real life.
With bold distressed typography, a desert sunset, vintage roadside artwork, and the message “Less Surveillance. More Freedom.”, this shirt combines humor with a serious point about privacy and the growing normalization of tracking ordinary people's movements.
Perfect for privacy advocates, civil-liberties supporters, investigators, attorneys, Fourth Amendment nerds, surveillance skeptics, social-media escapees, and anyone who thinks “following” should require consent outside the internet, too.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit and soft, lived-in feel. The washed finish pairs especially well with the distressed vintage artwork.
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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