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Witch, please. Get a warrant.
Spooky season doesn't suspend the Fourth Amendment.
This vintage-inspired Halloween tee combines a little witchcraft with a lot of privacy attitude. Featuring our witch taking flight on a surveillance camera and the unmistakable message “Witch, Please. Get a Warrant.”, it's made for anyone who prefers their Halloween spooky—and their searches supported by probable cause.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit. The vintage-style artwork pairs especially well with the washed finish of the shirt.
Perfect for Halloween, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, and anyone who's ever looked at a surveillance camera and thought: Do you have a warrant?
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Witch, Please. Get a Warrant. Vintage Halloween T-Shirt
$34.99
Spooky season doesn't suspend the Fourth Amendment.
This vintage-inspired Halloween tee combines a little witchcraft with a lot of privacy attitude. Featuring our witch taking flight on a surveillance camera and the unmistakable message “Witch, Please. Get a Warrant.”, it's made for anyone who prefers their Halloween spooky—and their searches supported by probable cause.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit. The vintage-style artwork pairs especially well with the washed finish of the shirt.
Perfect for Halloween, privacy advocates, investigators, attorneys, constitutional-law nerds, and anyone who's ever looked at a surveillance camera and thought: Do you have a warrant?
Your purchase helps support Help Solve The Case™ and its independent case review, public education, and selected pro bono investigative work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |